UPDATE February 2, 2024:
5 Reasons Border Alligators and Snakes are a Really Great Idea
Want to see a typically irrational Democrat politician turn into a raving lunatic? Threaten to stop Biden’s illegal immigrant invasion. Works every time.
The uproar on Capitol Hill over the agenda-laden, politically manufactured border crisis is so deranged that during a January 17, 2024 House hearing Trump-Russia hoaxer Jamie Raskin (D-MD) connected the border with the only issue Democrats have left since defunding the police, castrating kids, dictating what we are permitted to buy, and other priorities fell flat:
But MAGA Republicans forget that, as with reproductive freedom, the American people have real values on immigration: America is a nation of immigrants but it is also a nation of laws, and we must make America accessible for lawful immigration while we reduce and discourage unlawful immigration. Where is their plan?51
In time, we will find out how illegals feel about killing their babies. My suspicion is it may force Democrats to rethink birthright citizenship, too.
Like the nation of laws swapped for a justice system obscenely weaponized in favor of the left, our values don’t include allowing our country to be invaded. This is a White House-Democrat Party priority, not ours.
The enormity of what the president and his party have done to destroy America for their own benefit will not be fully realized for years. Their intentions are clear and have been from the day Biden bragged about the cancellation of Trump-era border security initiatives and traded our national security for a massive invasion from every nook and cranny of the globe.
Congressional Democrats would not even acknowledge the border invasion if their failing president wasn’t on the campaign trail. Most Americans understand that this “crisis” is not a crisis at all. It is White House policy flawlessly planned, orchestrated, and executed by federal agencies answering to the president. The border is included in the Senate’s contentious “national security” funding bill so Democrats can legitimize the influx and blame Republicans when the GOP says no to processing more illegals instead of restoring American sovereignty.
Trump threatens Biden’s invasion. Democrats hate that.
Democrats are incapable of understanding why so many Americans want Trump back in the White House. They are convinced their many lies are true, that Trump really is a Putin surrogate who incited an insurrection, and that four more years will bring about the end of America.
Four more years will be the end, but it’s not four years of Trump that will finish America off.
In truth, the former president’s successful crackdown on border trespassers infuriates radical Democrats like Biden who so despise America that Make America Great is not a goal. It’s a slur against their opponents, as if our great nation is something to be ashamed of.
Democrats believe taxpayers should be exploited to fund their next generation of voters. Despite the party’s hypocritical People Over Politics slogan, power for the party is the only value that matters. No cost is too high.
NPS Photo by Rodney Cammauf53
Alligators and snakes are cheap, efficient, and a great idea
We’ve heard a lot of insane accusations leveled at Biden’s likely replacement. With the border in the spotlight, it’s open season for left-wing crazy.
On Tuesday, Nick Arama at RedState reported how Rep. Robert Garcia (D-CA) helped get the word out about an alleged plan by the former president to dig an alligator-infested border moat, shoot migrants, electrify boundary fencing, and attack Mexico.52
Trump’s policies to deter illegals worked splendidly, so it doesn’t take a rocket scientist IQ to figure out that reversing the destructive stupidity that got us into this mess is a lot easier than sending alligators and sharpshooters with migrant ankles in their sights to Texas.
We’ve also heard versions of this story that includes snakes, so what the hell. This isn’t too far from what I suggested when I published this post. It even has some unique advantages. Here are five great reasons to give this a try:
Reason 1: alligators and snakes are not covered by labor laws. We don’t have to pay them a cent.
Reason 2: alligators and snakes are incapable of cutting holes in razor wire or taking down fences or handing out notices to appear years in the future.
Reason 3: alligators won’t risk their lives saving migrants from drowning. Quite the opposite.
Reason 4: snakes don’t even have arms, so the Biden White House can’t collude with the media to falsely accuse them of whipping illegals.
Reason 5: alligators and snakes don’t care about politics. They only have one agenda: seek out prey.
When it comes to protecting our great nation from criminals and terrorists, this is exactly what America needs.
We can apply the Moby Dick scenario to any migrant who becomes a repast for a border alligator or gets a friendly nip on the ankle from a snake. Not unlike Democrats, wild animals don’t have any moral constructs to restrict their actions. Also like Democrats, with an alligator or a venomous snake we know exactly what we’re getting and it will never change.
With Joe Biden’s open border we also know what we are getting and understand that it, too, will never change no matter how many lies we are told to the contrary. I don’t know about you, but given the choice between hastening the invasion of our country or sending shovels, alligators, and snakes to Texas, I’m all in on a border moat. I’m willing to bet I’m not the only one.
51“Ranking Member Jamie Raskin Opening Statement. Hearing on “The Biden Administration’s Regulatory and Policymaking Efforts to Undermine U.S. Immigration Law.” Committee on Oversight and Accountability Democrats. January 17, 2024. https://oversightdemocrats.house.gov/news/press-releases/ranking-member-raskin-s-opening-remarks-during-hearing-on-immigration, retrieved February 1, 2024.
52“HOT TAKES: People Have Great Fun Mocking Dem Who Tries to Whip Up Fear With Claims of Trump Border Plans.” redstate.com January 30, 2024. https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/01/30/hot-takes-dem-tries-to-whip-up-fear-with-plans-he-says-trump-has-for-border-but-people-laugh-at-him-n2169428, retrieved February 1, 2024.
53NPS Photo by Rodney Cammauf retrieved from https://www.nps.gov/subjects/sound/sounds-alligator.htm on February 1, 2024.
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